Friday, August 26, 2005

Olly Phonts?

Sam's been talking about his little imaginary friends again. Apparently, there's some kind of creature called the "Olly Phont." It doesn't sound so nice. In fact...

It's got a trunk,



Two long teeth called "tusks,"



Big ears,



And wrinkles everywhere.



From the way it sounds, it probrably looks like one of the uglier Big Folk. I'm thinking it looks something like this:



How can anyone imagine something so horrible as that? Looks like someone's been smoking too much pipe-weed again.

3 Comments:

Blogger N/A said...

You are one strange hobbit, Mr. Frodo...

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Blogger Frodo Baggins said...

Who you callin' strange?

Trouser-wetter.

3:44 PM  
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