RIP Caramel
Who would've guessed that Sam is a murderer? He drove his new pony Caramel straight into a river. Of course, he didn't do it on purpose and came back crying about it. It is pretty sad, but I still think Sam is a puss. I told him it's okay, that he can always get a new one, but he just wants Caramel. Can you believe that? Caramel's dead. He can always get that brown one the Burrowses are selling down the road.
On the bright side, we don't have to worry about Merry anymore. He'll never find that pony at the bottom of a river.
On the bright side, we don't have to worry about Merry anymore. He'll never find that pony at the bottom of a river.
posted by Frodo at 10:47 PM
3 Comments:
I knew it! i just knew that fatty bolger wouldn't give Sam a pony! Confound you Mr Frodo, you knew i wanted a pony yet you bought one for fat sam. I hope Pippin finds his old scarf and strangles you with it you hairy little feind.
*shakes hobbit fist*
*sobs*
You 'hic' know how much 'hic' i love 'hic' ponies mr f-fffrodo!
I'm sorry! But your ponies always end up dying and I couldn't let that happen to poor sweet Caramel.
thppb!
GREAT! Now Caramel is dead AND Merry knows of your scam Mr. Frodo!
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