Sam found out
Samwise Gamgee, the same Sam who sleeps with his teddy bear and frequently wets his trousers, has figured something out for once. He found out that the same jerk who bought Merry's pony was, well, me, and the same jerk who owns his pony is Sam.
We both agreed to keep it secret. If Merry ever finds this out, he'll kill us. More likely, he'll kill Sam, but I better not take the chance. If anyone asks us, we'll both say it came from Freddy. On the other hand, it might be more fun to blame it all on Sam...
We both agreed to keep it secret. If Merry ever finds this out, he'll kill us. More likely, he'll kill Sam, but I better not take the chance. If anyone asks us, we'll both say it came from Freddy. On the other hand, it might be more fun to blame it all on Sam...



2 Comments:
I don't frequently wet my trousers! The only time I wet them is when you sneak up on me!
Don't kid yourself, Sam.
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