Sam's Vacation
Sam returned from vacation today. Which I thought was strange since I thought he was here all the time. Oh well.
He brought back a whole bunch of crap. Gardening supplies, mostly. Who needs gardening supplies when you can ask elves for food, or weed, or candy? I tell you, Sam's insane.
Anyway, I went back to Pippin's house when he wasn't there, and left his "missing" scarf. I was getting pretty tired of it, and it was beginning to stink up the place. It smells like rotten apples. I wonder what Pip does with apples. Ha ha... That little queer.
Anyway, my clothes now smell like apples. Not the fresh kind, but the Pippin/scarf/rotten kind. He owes me 8 candy bars.
I wonder where that bloke, the Scarf-Baron, went.
He brought back a whole bunch of crap. Gardening supplies, mostly. Who needs gardening supplies when you can ask elves for food, or weed, or candy? I tell you, Sam's insane.
Anyway, I went back to Pippin's house when he wasn't there, and left his "missing" scarf. I was getting pretty tired of it, and it was beginning to stink up the place. It smells like rotten apples. I wonder what Pip does with apples. Ha ha... That little queer.
Anyway, my clothes now smell like apples. Not the fresh kind, but the Pippin/scarf/rotten kind. He owes me 8 candy bars.
I wonder where that bloke, the Scarf-Baron, went.
posted by Frodo at 6:44 PM
4 Comments:
I wasn't here! I was gone! I was on vacation! There must be another sam! There must be an imposter sam roaming about!
Very suspicious.
Suspicious....
Very suspicious...
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