Saturday, September 03, 2005

We steals it

Now that I look at it, Sam's teddy is really nice, I don't think I want to part with it. It's got those little furry paws, puffy belly stuffed with cotton, button nose... no wonder he still keeps with it. In fact, I'm keeping it. I think he's had it for long enough. It's mine, anyway. That's right. It's mine: I found it, it came to me.

Sam won't miss it anyway, he hasn't even noticed yet. If he ever asks, I'll just tell him that he wasn't watching it close enough and I saw Ted kicking it around the other day. Am I a genius or what? That'll make him feel absolutely rotten!

Come and get your bear now, Sam! Come and get it, stoopid!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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7:53 PM  
Blogger Frodo Baggins said...

NO SPAM!!!

7:58 PM  
Blogger Vae Victus said...

MMMMMMm spam, are you a spamophobe eh Mr. Frodo, for shame. Though i must sympathise, i get spam on my blog all the time. If they keep coming back just sick Lobelie and her 'brella onto the spammers, they'll clear off quicksmart.

1:29 AM  
Blogger Frodo Baggins said...

That's true. That lady has one mean umbrella.

10:47 AM  

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